I have no idea if any of you who read this will actually request for one, but you heard right; I am very poor at the moment, and any income is welcome.

The price of these commissions is open for negotiation, and the quality (media used, size, realism) of the illustration will depend on the price you are willing-able to pay, thus no price listing for now.

The illustration might range from sketch to fully painted one and the rating shall be any you wish. A final 300 dpp res version of the picture will be sent to the client on digital form.

Payment through paypal. Right now I will limit it to five commisions and see how it goes.

List of commissions so far:

- ~laugh-in-the-dark : Rat family portrait
A4 Inked and colored.

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...Posting it here because I am not allowed to put videos in my gallery for some elitist reason. 30 sec limit is what they gave us, and a story about a kid who daydreams about being an hero. Done all in last month and a bit of the month before (storyboarding) all on my own, it was like an exam.. go figure.

It is supposed to be a ruff anim, not even with a tie-down so that explains the embarrassing backgrounds. My good old friend ~PeshoZmiata helped me with the sound effects.

Enjoy!

I have....

[x] Gotten kissed.
[] Gotten a phone taken away in class.
[x] Gotten suspended.
[] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test. (the most risky and glorious were for someone else, they gave me their exam and I filled it out.. never got caught)
Total So Far: 3

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times. (over a thousand... rofl)
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[] Missed school just because you felt like it.
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class.
Total So Far: 6

[] Got your mom, dad, etc. to get you out of school.
[] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes. (and I once received one saying "look at the purple elephant that's on the ceiling!" and I eventually looked at the ceiling like a jackass... it was the most retarded moment I had in high school)
[x] Threw stuff across the room. (we ALL did.. come on)
[x] Laughed at the teacher. (I once even mocked his faggy voice without noticing he could suspend me... .. idiot me)
Total So Far: 9

[x] Been in a fight at school, fist or verbal.
[] Took pictures during school hours.
[] Called someone during school hours.
[] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours.
[x] Skipped a class period. (oooh those were nice... we skipped some classes to go play at the computer arena)
Total So Far: 11

[x] Threw something at the teacher. (on accident.. a paper plane)
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code. (Many times...)
[x] Failed a class. (pfffffff)
[x] Ate food during class.
Total So Far: 16

[x] Gotten a call from school.
[x] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school.
[x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking.
[x] Cursed during class/school.
Total So Far: 21

[x] Faked your parents signature. (and my mother found out...)
[x] Slept in class. (lots... lots of times)
[x] Cursed at your teacher.
[x] Copied homework.
[x] Got in trouble with the principal/the vice principal. (vice principal.. but nothing too bad)
Total So Far: 27

Multiply by 3

Post as "I screwed up __% of my teenage life"